Desperate Housewife

After a long day, she does what most desperate housewives do...Gets on her vampire costume, reads "Twilight", and dreams of Edward.

Feeding the children

Doing dishes looking like she crawled out of bed

Pushing Piggy in a broken stroller

Abbey is such a desperate housewife. Look hard in her stroller pictures and you will see her stroller is missing a wheel and has only one handle. But she must stroll on...While we were outside decorating for Halloween, Abbey went in the house to play...or so I thought. The front door was open so I could hear her, and pretty soon I heard dishes banging together. I came inside to find her standing on the door of the dishwasher. She had conveniently unloaded the entire top rack, gigantic sharp knife and all. It was all stacked up on the counter top. Looking at her face in the picture, with her messy hair and all, she really does look like a desperate housewife. But even a desperate housewife gets dolled up now and then...